Harry Potter – You’re Not Good Enough Tag

I’ve seen this going around the blogosphere just recently and when I saw it, I knew I had to do it straight away! Props to Life Love Read for making a Harry Potter edition.

The Rules:

  • Write 30 characters names on pieces of paper.
  • Put them in a jar/mug/cup.
  • Randomly choose two pieces of paper for every question. In each of the 15 questions, you have to decide which of the two characters fits the question and which one is not good enough.

1. YOU ONLY HAVE ONE MORE SPOT ON YOUR SPELLING BEE TEAM. WHO DO YOU PICK TO COMPLETE YOUR TEAM?

Options: Vernon Dursley or Voldemort

Imagine the scenes if they were on the same team as each other. I don’t know if I want to inflict any pain on whoever’s hosting, on our team and on the audience by choosing Voldemort. I can’t imagine him taking losing lightly. Come on, then, Vernon. *sigh*

2. BOTH CHARACTERS WANT TO KILL YOU. WHICH ONE WOULD YOU KILL FIRST, SO YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF SURVIVING?

Options: Moaning Myrtle or Neville

Man, I would have had to really messed up to have Neville want to kill me. I don’t want to kill you, Neville, but let’s face it, how is a ghost going to be able to kill me? Although, like I said I must have done some serious wrong for Neville to try and kill me, maybe I should just let him…

neville longbottom

3. YOU’RE ON THE BACHELOR/BACHELORETTE AND YOU’RE DOWN TO THESE TWO CHARACTERS. WHICH ONE ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE YOUR ROSE TO?

Options: Ron or Colin Creevey

Oh, Colin. Oh, Colin. I knew he had nerve from the moment he asked Harry for a picture. Can we appreciate how much courage it took to do this? He was so nervous and yet, he still did it and he carried that spirit all the way to the Battle of Hogwarts. Here, Colin, have a rose, you true, true Gryffindor!

4. YOU’VE BEEN CHOSEN FOR THE HUNGER GAMES. WHO WOULD MOST LIKELY VOLUNTEER IN YOUR PLACE?

Options: Hagrid or Snape

Snape, after I give him some life-saving L’Oréal shampoo.

snape

5. YOU’RE STRANDED ON AN ISLAND WITH AN ACTIVE VOLCANO. WHICH CHARACTER WOULD YOU THROW INTO A VOLCANO AS A SACRIFICE?

Options: Madame Maxine or the Hungarian Horntail

Bitch, please. Let’s be honest, I’m a goner. Do I look like the Night King? Am I not a hobbit to Madame Maxine?

6. YOU’RE THE NEXT DC/MARVEL SUPERHERO (WITH YOUR OWN T.V. SHOW, (OF COURSE). WHO IS YOUR SIDEKICK?

Options: Dumbledore or Bellatrix

I don’t want either of them, they’re going to steal my thunder with their theatrics. Fine, Bellatrix, let’s do this Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde thing.

giphy dumbledore

7. YOU’RE A MANAGER OF AN AVOCADO-ADMIRING COMPANY. WHO WOULD YOU FIRE FOR LACK OF COMMUNICATION SKILLS?

Options: Fleur or Luna

Okay, firstly, these two are my girls, I LOVE THEM. But purely because of Luna’s oddball, spectacular commentating skills, I have to fire Fleur. I mean can you imagine the madness Luna will be making? “Wrackspurt got you? Well, avocado’s…” I can already imagine the ad. The avocado will obviously be wearing Luna’s spectrespecs AND we will also have an additional fashion brand specifically for spectrespecs in various styles and themes e.g. Lunicorns – Love Luna, Veela Special (condolences, Fleur), Not Me Daughter, Ya Betch – Molly x, Curtains – Snape Signature Collection, Demon’s Musk – Beastly Bella, etc… but OH MY GOD, THE POSSIBILITIES! Business partners and brand name: Lunicorns x Sophocado.

Luna-moving-her-Spectrespecs

8. YOU’VE JUST FINISHED A BOOK IN WHICH YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES. WHICH CHARACTER IS MOST LIKELY TO COMFORT YOU?

Options: Molly Weasley or Gilderoy Lockheart

Molly, but I wouldn’t mind a hug from Lockheart. I mean he’s not bad looking, so why not? Come here, fluffy hair, nothing there.

9. UGH, IT’S HIGH SCHOOL. WHO WOULD MOST LIKELY BE PART OF THE POPULAR CLIQUE?

Options: Harry or Lavender

Lavender wouuuuuuuuld be quite popular BUT Harry would take the cake in a British school.

10. THE DAY HAS ARRIVED – YOU’RE FINALLY A YEAR OLDER! WHO WOULD HAVE THE NERVE TO FORGET YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Options: Ginny or Lupin

Ginny. Lupin will have gotten together with Hagrid to bake me a chocolate birthday cake. Dark chocolate with strawberries/raspberries please, thanks. Dobby did the decorations and now somehow it looks like a unicorn cake. Luna got rid of the wrackspurts by placing an avocado dead centre inside the cake. Molly watched in horror, Fleur’s played some Celestina Warbeck to ease her pain and Hermione decorated the room. Percy sat in the corner. George, Fred, Ginny, Ron, Harry and I played quidditch outside while they baked the cake. We celebrated, we partied, even Percy shuffled his feet a little. Life is good.

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11. YOU’VE JUST FOUND AN UPCOMING BOOKTUBE STAR! WHO WOULD IT MOST LIKELY BE?

Options: Kreacher or Hermione

Hermione opened it first and Kreacher joined the team as part of Hermione’s SPEW campaign.

12. SLEEPOVER TIME! UNFORTUNATELY, YOU CAN ONLY INVITE ONE PERSON. WHO WOULD YOU INVITE?

Options: Arthur Weasley or Professor Trelawney

Sorry, Arthur, but I have to choose Lawn’s over there because I love my astrology nonsense and I know she will know her stuff. Well, probably, make it up but still. Read my palm, thanks, and tell me how unfortunate my life is going to be.

13. BAM, YOU’RE PREGNANT. WHO IS THE FATHER/MOTHER?

Options: Dobby or Umbridge

Not Umbridge, I know for a fact our child will call the social services one day on her arse. Hermione will call Law Enforcement on my arse on the other hand. But then social services will take Umbridge away… so. Ugh. Fine. Ugh. Umbridge.

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14. YOU’VE JUST WRITTEN A SUPER IMPORTANT TEXT. WHO WOULD SEE IT, BUT NOT REPLY?

Options: Percy or Minerva McGonagall (yes, we operate on a first-name basis)

Percy. And thank God. Please, just air my important text. I don’t think McGonagall would ignore my texts because we’re OBVIOUSLY friends. Trust me on this.

15. YOU’VE JUST WOKEN UP AND IT’S TIME FOR BREAKFAST. YOUR MUM’S BEEN REPLACED BY… WHO?!

Options: Draco Malfoy or Filch

Filch. Because he will disown me straightaway. Thank you. Bye.

I Tag (I’m going to tag a few people who ordinarily do not always/rarely do book tags):

littlemisssunshine, bookbeachbunny, crystal girl (my mini me)


I’ve had a hectic last couple of weeks, so something like this has injected a lot of much needed fun… and tonight I am finally going to get some proper sleep (8 hours of sleep, I am weeping with excitment).

I hope you guys enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed doing this tag, honestly, what a fun and unique tag! What do you guys think of the wizarding birthday party I planned and me and Luna being business partners? I mean, I can already smell the millions coming in. And check out cadeunderbook’s answers for this tag, she is hilarious!

Sophski out.

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35 Comments

  1. Lmao I would’ve picked Voldemort for my team. It’s a guaranteed win! No one’s going to try to beat him. Well, except for Harry and his friends. Hm…

    Colin! Yes! Give him all the roses!! 😥

    I love your business plan with Luna lmao!! I see you really thought this out haha. Would definitely buy some of those glasses 😉

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    1. Huh, I didn’t think of it like that… they really would just let him win though, wouldn’t they? Unless Harry was on the other team lol.

      If I’m going to be honest, Colin’s death shook me more than Lupin’s because he was just so innocent and brave. 💔

      I am serious. Lunicorns Inc is well on its way to spectrespecs superstardom #lunicorns #girlpower #😎🦄

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      1. Of course they’d let him win! If not they risk getting avada kedavra-ed.

        I agree! Colin’s death was more impactful in the books than in the movies (look I remembered something!). I read the books knowing Lupin would die and orphan his son. And yeah, he’s a great character and all. But damn. In the books you get to know Colin better. So when he died, I felt it.

        #loveit #hookitupwiththespectrespecs 😛

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        1. Damn, now I need him on my team… we’ll just have to let him answer everything.

          Colin was barely covered in the films after the CoS. 😞 I mean we don’t really want any of them to have died but.. it was a battle so sadly a lot of people had to die. Fred’s death will always be the worst, losing your twin best friend… damn, that’s something else.

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  2. Love the post! I’ll surely true to do it! And I LOVE Harry potter so it’ll be soooo easy (I hope) 😂
    And I’m happy to be your mini me btw! It made me very happy! Considering the fact that I was in a state of trauma after just watching a movie and finding out that the main character ends up losing every person she ever trusted or loved…….. So yeh…….

    Not to mention the fact that I have a blank piece of paper that is supposed to be my art homework, I’m just not getting around to it…..
    Yet……
    💖💝

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              1. My sister started to cry when she saw that scene and was muttering ‘Why Rue Why!!!’ I was just sat there being that unsentimental person being like ‘shhhhhh I’m watching…’😂😂 She is really pretty as well I was shocked by how much she’s changed!

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  3. This is such a funny idea! Percy would so be the guy who never responds to your text unless he needs you for something ^_^

    But I think Lupin would be more likely to forget your birthday. I feel like it would be situation like in The Office (U.S.) where Jim and Dwight forgot Kelly’s birthday 😀

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    1. Pahaha, too true! Unless it’s about the ministry of magic, of course, otherwise everything else doesn’t compute.

      Nooo, I think Lupin is too sweet to forget, he’ll have presents ready! I loved Kelly’s reactions to them forgetting though, so relatable. 😂

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  4. This was such a great post 😀 I lovedlovedloved your birthday dream and LOL you got a tough/weird one like me for 13! Some scenarios are just nigh impossible to choose D:

    I also now really want a Luna Avocado in my life haha. A lil plushie with her specs! (I love avocados but not so much in a cake lol.)

    Thanks for the shoutout as well ❤

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    1. Thank you, that means a lot, I put a lot of effort into that birthday dream. XD I know right, imagine Umbridge as a parent. 🤮

      Your wish is our command, a whole batch of bespectrespecked avocados on your way. 😉

      And no worries, I loved your answers, they were hilarious and made my day. ❤️

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    1. Thank you and again thank YOU, this was ridiculously fun and there I thought we had exhausted all Harry Potter tags. Now that I know, I will link to your blog the next time I’m on my laptop. 😀

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